Rumor Has It: I’m Back

The life of a party girl I suppose...

Despite the odds–cough–state of the world, I’m writing on Substack again. My excuses regarding my sabbatical are as follows:

I’m Writing Elsewhere:

For the Los Angeles Times, I covered choreographer Alec Cohen who teaches Intro to Popstar Dance classes. Shoutouts to Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Rihanna and Charli XCX included.

For Little White Lies, I wrote about the enduring appeal of Matthew Macfadyen’s portrayal of Mr. Darcy in the 2005 film adaptation Pride and Prejudice. Revisit that hand flex in celebration of the film’s twentieth anniversary. Truly a talent and a Mister Handsome™.

I took the 11am Saturday questionnaire and spoke on Night Cereal versus Morning Cereal. This was such a highlight for me, since

11am Saturday

is my favorite Substack.

I’m Chipping Away At My Never-Ending Watchlist:

American Gigolo: ★★★★

Drop Dead Gorgeous: ★★★★

Michael Clayton: ★★★★★

Party Girl: ★★★★★

sex, lies, and videotape: ★★★★★

The Daytrippers: ★★★★

The Firm: ★★★★

The Player: ★★★★★

I’m Eating At The Hottest Spot In Town—My Friends’ Kitchen:

People are always going on and on about how great food tastes when camping but I raise you: A meal cooked by someone you love, who knows how to char a vegetable just right, sleeping outside not required. Friends who find joy in cooking are ones to be cherished, despite not knowing how much smoked paprika they use because they’re natural chefs and don’t measure out the ingredients used in the spicy vodka pasta recipe that changed your life, Amanda.

spicy vodka pasta, zucchini with a drizzle of balsamic glaze & garlic bread

I’m Frequenting the Los Angeles Public Library:

Big Fan by Alexandra Romanoff: ★★★

Good Girl by Aria Aber: ★★★★

Grief is for People by Sloane Crosley: ★★★★

Rejection by Tony Tulathimutte: ★★★

The Princess of 72nd Street by Elaine Kraf: ★★★

Too Soon by Betty Shamieh: ★★★★★

I’m Strolling Into My Neighbor’s Apartment Without Knocking:

We’re close friends though I did terrify him deeply. In the name of ‘90’s sitcoms, we must persist!

I’m Asking, “What’s The Best Prank You’ve Ever Played At A Party?” As An Icebreaker:

Excites strangers and friends alike; plus I get ideas.

I’m Attempting To Coin The Term ‘Bagel Boyfriend’:

It’s a boyfriend who wakes up before you on Sundays and walks in with bagels as you’re just opening eyes. He knows your order by heart.

Much love and a lil kiss!

HB